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There's watermelon and actor and comedian Jerry -- mourners -- the royal mr.
Imus aren't that shows it shows I date draws a charge and we're talking during the break.
He's got an incredible head of hair.
I I always thought there had to be some shenanigans with your lid.
But maybe there's like you know hair and -- can't or something but that is a you're Italian.
Scot Irish Scot Irish yes that's a big beautiful but she had a fair trials used to dives.
Really dumb anymore.
And organize Gupta great stuff on Uga degree like Ron Wood from the -- its own -- here mean for guys your age 5556.
Years old -- you're doing -- man -- just targeted -- You did not moral question of -- the thoughts about what have you been out there aren't your child.
Is amazing he's a good board boys -- reason I don't you know.
I'm glad I did have a girl because there's -- boys you can trick or some -- -- -- Jerusalem he's eight years old -- down.
And say can now watch TV and you go we don't have a TV goes well current and they go back upstairs is like a little girl.
Would have the receipt from when you -- -- believe.
In her little file facts in her office in her room and she'd say I know we have a TV and you get that warranty because the salesman with African Americans -- intimidated.
And she'd be right up.
Little girl -- they -- that.
-- -- -- -- But this is good but -- at all or your parent.
I'm tonight -- at foxwoods which probably casino up in the woods of Connecticut and -- wanted a bit more items on.
You wanted to be there now makes a -- and walk it off can't put myself.
You over to cold call people -- the boiler room I HMO calling about a show.
At the Bartlett -- and -- it's on Broadway.
I understand as a seventh -- in August it's gonna asked -- -- yes sir yes but backed immigrated from afar rob Bartlett until -- fell.
How long it took robbed -- -- and that he -- on Broadway and how to succeed him as -- as well.
I actually brought it up because my wife said make sure you tell rob Bartlett I saw him in Chicago.
And is probably the best version of cellophane man -- ever seen he was incredible you know than that for me so I told him that and then he said.
One you come to the shown doing now.
Which is Tyler Perry's family reunion have put a white yeah.
And I said that's just depresses me when you do things like that you're better than that rob you should be on the -- morning show with like a little court mustache or something with dignity.
Editor -- aren't aren't Roger Morris.
There's a -- throws tonight tonight -- -- Gotham comedy club the twelfth and thirteenth making the rounds them -- got a your favorite place.
I you know I said that in Atlantic City in the sixteenth.
So are you alone where you're hoping not to -- -- -- -- -- -- -- playing a one.
-- I couldn't and I yeah I would like to think I could do it my kids.
Is it a win win or is it a lose lose do you go get the gig and then they cancel it after a year -- it made its run and then people go well.
You know it's ever since Jane Moore went in there and he just ruin the franchise because the general public is in the know well that was her eight year run they hit the magic number -- -- only a year left anyway now.
Or do you just go and it goes to I don't know it's a lose lose will financially it's a win win.
Hey last call me Tracy Morgan call -- let's let's sun for little hey do you know of everybody pregnant.
-- -- -- -- I don't know Charlie Sheen I do take umbrage with his AA stats they really bother me when he goes -- -- a 5% success right man.
For losers and trolls I thought I'd like to know how we got the success rate from an organization where the second a stance for freaking.
At -- college is rolling out quarterly spreadsheets.
This is who came in this is who bailed this -- -- -- Charlie Sheen and that's all your viewers know someone and listeners know someone whose life was saved by the program and they know.
And a -- -- -- now so Charlie sheen's father Martin Sheen is sober by the grace of god and by an organization called it -- AA Charlie Sheen is the mayor of -- -- -- -- he cracked -- because he quit.
Okay that's 50%.
-- -- -- -- And the freaking five you moron I think remembering now the president didn't do success front of people and Maria is remarkably loans -- That's because most people hop the fence when they have to be honest and I'll share.
And when they're -- you know how works are -- you go there and you've you've bare your soul that on day three say I'm not talking to him.
And if you don't talk to him I don't talk to you and you talk to him -- then I got a problem with her over there and group is filled -- want to know everyone in rehab is talking about.
Each other instead of you know the fact that you're in rehab and then eventually you call someone from the outside to come bring -- shoes.
Or a money clip and the second someone brings you some -- from the outside you're not getting so I got down to a science you know why you know.
I say I want to AA meeting.
For a monster announcement.
For four years and still grind.
Nice to speak -- -- drug and our children.
-- about it obviously we're gonna -- and I'm gonna find managers.
Jerusalem -- -- -- -- -- I got out thought well these stupid slogans stuff -- -- -- -- to him.
Certain works and -- -- 123 years ago helps those who helps themselves you gotta you gotta put in the work to -- -- today it works.
If you work -- cancer emphysema.
And what to help from the bars and Boston and -- expect that today's today they're out social dialogue -- -- if it is today and a please let me -- yeah and let's just get our money's -- with.
Factors include bacteria year old son -- -- ask you any bodily function questions he asked me -- -- it and.
Now I just want to be careful on the corporate guy.
And then I said well you know what -- just time he oh he told me kid in his class told them if you type in the word sex on the computer certain types of pictures came up.
And I says law OK it's time so -- -- too many questions about that he goes well you are kind of all of -- why explain to my son.
-- from -- from the beat go to a baby coming out every single thing that -- possibly happen.
And I explained to when this happens and that happened and he goes when he gets -- yes when that you put it here and that's comes out in the babies made in this and that.
And I tell on this -- walking into a Starbucks and Lincoln boulevard and Santa Monica.
The girl behind the counter.
It's just an average looking gal but I just told my son kind of like some LSD style life changing stuff shot.
And he goes -- OK and I go and knew I got this what I said I said.
And god is so amazing to make sure we make babies he made it feel incredible.
That was the -- things I said and it go goes can I help you let myself -- -- -- Non.
Obama almost all of -- Jackie Gleason like oh my god -- in front of me with -- -- parts went -- -- what did you -- him -- direction.
I told them I don't know how much tickets and I told them blood goes there to make it so it can Alter certain -- otherwise you can't go in the other ways and I admire my kids twelve.
Normally talk to them -- -- talked to him it's the fifth that I know when he was Sadie came to me out of on.
And he came to many insults not part of a so don't worry about it Richard you can't -- one thing.
And headed to only responding net in the shampoo bottle in the shower yeah.
-- on this -- pulled out of tolerance nom I just I'm glad you've established boundaries and ways to work within Knight who color outside the law.
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