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I mean I wouldn't personally vote form -- just kind of stay the course with.
This reversed socialist we have a like every -- Barack Obama's socialist it's like well he's he's going in the opposite direction you're giving money to the banks you kind of defy the socialist.
I think somebody should point that out next time it's a bullet point for the Republicans.
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You you got that you get the in my opinion you get the feeling that.
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And then you go out and just everything that you did a pre interview -- you and I just sitting -- talking financial outlets like.
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And I said you cover him you when he got the ball -- -- -- cover him and played defense that gets lost.
At an eighteen million dollar a year level -- I'll never understand like you've got a budget eight year old that a PS fifteen -- are you cover him you cover Hamlet cup cup not.
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It's hard to root for people to Wear purple you know I was never big with the vandalism -- -- the dinosaur -- and I at.
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