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Everybody isn't there -- not a about a surmise here but Mr.
Bush called on very -- black Christmas.
But doesn't say much you should be writing this but tell me why you yeah.
-- if I -- -- third book.
-- be an author.
And that's enough to sucker.
Up but someone who went to the fruit Yale school of drama down that path to sit down to the desk and write another book can.
And but when I started to think but it but -- better than -- June.
To talk about that a holiday.
Won't dance you know especially -- -- and Jewish and I'm saying.
And I really thought that it was high time that somebody who was outside of it.
And watched it from a distance just kind of talk about it I don't -- -- people who need it you know it's it's not a an indictment of Christmas except for the the hoopla -- mean it's already -- Christmas in Cuba July it's worth now.
I mean that level of madness but that but I talk about that a little but mostly it's about.
About how it's this.
You know that's how bittersweet that reality is you know.
But you know it's always interesting to me that families at that time of the year get together.
And you India than in an instant big family time pressures spectacular.
Continue to -- to your -- like -- week before.
You would see how we how the wife and kids how things could only lose it is going to be a good Christmas and in the -- you know I don't want you think ill of me.
-- I'm going to kill them.
And so it's it's archer archer -- bird flu for that that long -- and microphones down 10 that was.
We -- every made it to Christmas.
She announced that he would Thanksgiving that a child that the child we had was -- dollars.
As a part of a precursor -- Oprah's.
That never happened amassed about a couple of options -- chapter and answer and you can tell me about the equipment on the -- current Rockefeller -- that's the good tree.
The Politico with a hooker the big -- that -- put up that just attracts.
You know every tourist imaginable people who live in -- Every place that the United States has trees feels obligated to come and look at -- we got one tree out there.
-- move to the queen's and another Borough where they can go look at it -- can go to the Brooklyn the Bronx.
Because it just it destroys this -- -- talent you can't get through here it's tough enough.
They've changed all the the years that the way to drive revenue to begin with and then you put the street -- and they look at the treatment that every few tree.
Charles power just and they suited for seven juniors -- partner.
And cannot plaza -- and where they put the train.
For most of the year you can Parker level yet.
But then for a couple of months -- couldn't.
Plus -- -- -- it yet but you can't even walk through the year.
You know you think did the baby Jesus was blues down doing ice skating but it's -- with lights it.
Are an all star Terrell that Carol from hell.
So that I can't that's actually if you could possibly I think it's on my website if you go to.
ITunes I actually wrote.
Agree wrote that that it Carol of the bells or whatever else that -- I might sing it it's terrific that the it's looking at a tenth tee and even -- my -- but it.
And I airlifts out of mirror there's one runoff no not -- And -- -- shot.
But you've got caught the commercial Scotch was -- -- if it.
Good arm aren't so long.
Davey Davey and -- -- they didn't.
Please that's like rocket at all like -- So you have a question forums for Solomon cries of yes.
I'm not an hour ago I go -- there's been moved first part of the day with my my friends would have lunch.
They have they have kids objective there should they're they're friendly they're.
Brothers and sisters -- news there are there it's.
Big family meal I mean is this kind of rickety old uncle who brings nothing to the table moment just comes to -- drink.
But I'm sitting I'm awash in all of these in in this formula he loved in this.
In this this wondered thing about Christmas.
And a -- And it's the type of year where you being singled feel like I've done nothing with my life.
Nothing I'd have to come here I will leave nothing but and there will be no let you see the name does not -- Warren.
I created nothing around me I've been selfish just have nothing -- That and and then they go from mayor now but to my other friends in in the that's mostly -- they did -- -- might -- -- as they have children in there it's -- -- some other families in the tournament.
And then there -- other friends of mine who were there.
And that the feeling just persists in its worse and worse and worse they look around at all the all the kinds of families that I know and then all of these these folks that I love in that I bring really -- and no love to the table -- created.
No nuclear family.
-- and then but -- but by the time that.
I leave there and now I've now I've eaten probably 35000.
Tell resides embodied -- a really great line.
I -- and while I'm drinking the -- eating.
I'm wondering did I really give enough money to charity here I think and what it -- -- -- end up -- and I get to the I finally get home.
-- I'm alone.
-- and I really since nobody doing the -- day.
What did you do what are you thinking in this is really golden silence that surrounds me.
And I realize that I may be but one of the happiest people like -- I don't -- -- and bear market at all.
I'm -- -- -- of temperature of their of Santa Claus live plates twice and -- You have some good and we did they did it special for the History Channel which really was terrible.
And don't -- but I played Santa it.
There and in the debates in the second -- kid's -- -- real kids not like he's -- kids come in and sit down and would you know that it's they sit there and you're in the you would like to use I'd like to have you know and if I I regularly denied.
And you sit there -- -- would -- -- -- You have two -- is gonna get checked I love the mothers look -- you know the kid's gonna be lucky to get an Etch A Sketch.
And and that's what you know this is just a sick apparently twisted thing it is a fact going to sue vivid if you -- -- -- -- suit now.
Woods -- -- the red -- is -- industrial sealant that seals off all of your ability for yourselves to breathe well.
You get this fat stuff -- -- -- that.
Probably also toxic and somewhere you put him -- -- it's babies and dances.
You literally want to start to -- went pretty -- should put it out.
The only person who -- at -- Santa has to -- someone down six bottles and should leave before they get to work.
It's a bottle of to have -- -- to make do -- -- -- little better for the kids.
I California -- I think it's funny.
Sounds story of -- Are you -- on a cocaine and vodka from recovering drug addict or we'll do you give -- will be a thing to a lot of boosted them.
So all I'm I'm -- event in Mexico.
A couple of -- winters ago.
And on my wife and I and -- forward and not to small minds out of him.
And as a Santa sitting there.
I'm a middle mall and as a whole group for kids from -- of those -- you're just all lined up at -- Paris and so.
I'm -- walked him through -- guys Boston.
It's and -- says.
It supports a drug addict yeah.
My dog -- It's perfect.
It's the -- -- to do a lot.
For the people will still have a lot of I'm horrified.
At the bit.
I sent a wider wasn't draw them in general deserves a -- gentlemen senator.
Girls and DiMaggio and a little -- -- just -- -- and it.
All -- decision things that The Daily Show they're good parent and they did that big who I didn't go to the big who that this edit the our fathers don't sorrow and there are guys out funny because.
Well and I love story so.
We're like jail and I'm have been -- book goes on Cheryl thank you very much follows block countryman although black -- most.
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