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Was a few months ago not one -- burning two years ago there was.
It was a while ago and here's I don't like what are your mind it's a few months ago which is and very healthy way that it -- larger market smaller -- -- -- When was the best known.
Fall of 2008.
To -- -- go on for the Brian I was on for it's analysts -- America.
My hair is cut because I'm doing -- -- Spiderman movie and I'm playing.
Special ops guy so cut it.
And I just -- that was rescue me my hair was longer for like seven years you know -- -- -- wanted to get up in the morning and just literally take a towel and broke across my head.
And a story about a little more information.
We just -- If -- remember and I was trying to get not actually in that entire world might come from that that route that's morning conversation of the citizens on disappointed -- consensus to him it's a total -- now.
The total scam -- it's my my wife was twittering.
And I had no interest and and I'm so stupid.
That Conan O'Brien is like the fourth or fifth cousin of mine and I really like -- and I get along with Conan.
For some reason when I hear like Jon Stewart's writing a book it makes me write a book sentinel tournament stupid competitive game.
Somebody's that Collins twittering -- if he's doing and I could -- well think about it.
Think about the contest that elements in my head that I'm competing with -- he's got like nine million followers I have like five.
But anyways I started.
I am I'm a comedian and hearts when I wake up in the morning.
If I see the headlines or I'm listening to the news or whatever.
I you know wise ass remarks come out of my head -- and built so.
That's what I am not twittering him like Kanye West about my loafers -- my diamond teeth there you know where I'm having lunch and they -- wise ass remarks about stuff in the news so.
They start doing that and then I was -- -- with the rescue me comedy tour last.
Summer and to fill the time for the audience when they were coming and we put the tweets up on the big screen and I can hear people laughing and I said hey.
This scam I can make money for my charity.
I'm always looking for ways to make money from my terrorists -- -- and the Leary firefighters foundation says it why don't we take a and that's it.
I like to -- and I'll tell you that doesn't God's honest truth this is what I read sports books.
And history books and that's -- I don't read fiction and every I we basically about guys that I used to admire and in politics and and in sports -- so.
I know the I have appreciation for a big book with funny stuff and -- and large print and lots of pictures and I hate -- -- no pictures I hate sports books without pictures.
So this book takes you about twelve minutes to -- If you get this on Christmas morning it's a perfect -- -- -- -- you go to the bathroom with this book when you come out of the bathroom you're done reading.
Potential -- a really huge circular -- But I'll probably wouldn't probably the last actually.
But it part of it it's actually good for your bureau cola account because it'll make -- -- -- your -- -- in the bathroom which is very important man as you get older.
Got a funny lot.
The headline of lettuce recalled and wanted to restarted its.
And Dennis -- experts -- could affect up to five American that's what this kind of political -- and.
I'm always an -- like I welcome this morning in them and you know -- if you look at the newspaper and and it's and I go okay.
What happened today and that.
You know it's kind of stuff I say out of the -- level and have my coffee you know that makes my kids laugh hopefully -- only kids that the company anymore so I don't know I'm not cool granola.
There they're twenty and eighteen so there at that age where literally.
I -- -- total embarrassment.
-- Dahlia yeah.
And I think I'm a bit younger.
Why are -- it started to hold your kids them.
March 12 one wants to -- -- -- that you're dead disturbed kids who think you're cool.
Doubts are so he's about that that it is when -- Italy thirteen year old and cool and they start that drop me off seven miles from the school.
Routine like it's like -- hit the mafia hit drop me off for -- -- and then pick me up seven miles away and don't look at me and don't act like you know me.
My -- won't let me just him and -- I and it's so I kicked -- and is that.
Water's gonna asked as a as a portion of any profits yes but don't learn from the so I was gonna ask -- what portion.
That's all my portion -- Yeah so -- of the almighty -- my efforts in this -- look at.
I would really have to be a greedy guy.
If it with our -- systems and -- and they can show business if I was out pushing little.
You know comedy booklet pamphlet and I was gonna take all the money for myself -- on.
Soccer this year.
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