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Can You Fix Stupid?

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    Comedian Ron White discusses his famous line.

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-- -- hard to be married you and.

Have GAAP net you know I guess but every -- is not home.

Have very much but I -- -- that have a good guy you know I've been all -- -- -- all but.

-- you know -- I have an odd life and but I'm pretty you know pretty say.

Then.

You know but have been -- Margaret -- she's just a wonderful woman and and I don't borders now -- -- so we're getting close to records for both of us a better bag she's never been married -- Mr.

Reynolds -- does she love you back down.

As you know I -- we we did we've always seen each other through that -- Plus years 46 years and another round and so below that -- -- she loves me -- Now they're likable guy I mean you know thing I mean not an agreement to Revere of Iran that wrong -- -- doctoral Ron wired -- why is going to be.

There's all the places going to be.

That's the L Littlejohn Coliseum.

And Clemson, South Carolina.

Thursday night I don't know you've got some pretty -- -- follow my career.

Only is gonna take either somebody they go all day that people will just.

-- how does get on the bus and forget about us and put the blame on me so what's funny now one.

All you know what -- I tell you what's funny.

We were.

I was in.

Cook but if I was -- from.

Where was -- San Francisco on this trip coming out here.

And I was.

Going through security in -- in NASDAQ in front of me is losing his mind I -- he doesn't travel much and and not used to the screening options and it is -- other people and nervous and you can actually have fun with that you can do what I do I take -- -- and demand a pat down.

-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- They have no it didn't think it happened at the need to -- -- -- they'll look at at at at them.

It's visited today.

Then last it it for the first time in my lap I was blatantly offered a three way right here in New York City and I turned it down -- one of those deals where it was to do give me.

And and win -- -- one way.

I'm not.

Two actors and announce oftentimes your employer wives and -- -- In Euro report -- air and but that's it in my album.

Of women -- Gathers little couple that are specifically are better but.

For the most part is just took the with a woman's figure that I write about so they're not necessarily heard the main ones are certainly matter.

When you came -- camps urged her to -- -- Lots of them don't -- friends of now -- probably the most quoted thing I have and it's you know it's really a harmless bit.

So the -- get fired portage is ridiculous -- united.

That it's I have mentioned but boob jobs.

And that's what offended these people but I I would imagine somebody had an agenda to get empires -- -- like we're -- -- What -- up to -- camp trickster.

Wants me.

What to be right now and I'll tell -- I was I was -- this house and Atlanta and they were.

Put the bad they were kept in the bay bathroom.

Shower doors in the top floor bedrooms.

And that the cut -- company was custom shower doors.

And but they bottom out there there were all the exact same -- But the ceiling wasn't the exact thing -- -- -- there were -- -- the -- And so he gets a map there and he puts him in and he just -- cut away -- to make the -- -- that said.

What do you what do you make him the right right that he said that we don't do -- -- the name of the company is customs our doors.

And you can't make -- customized -- no we can't.

As a -- wedding you do it exit and nobody can only do so if you were standing here with a take pleasure in your hand major at the way it.

It didn't bother to take the extra three seconds to measure the high while -- stand and -- -- -- now.

-- but I welcome back tomorrow and I realized they and that he was gonna be exactly that stupid the next day.

That there was -- gonna happen that was gonna make this guy bright and cheerful note -- I've been that'd just started they judge gave Nixon did this guy's gonna be stupid than.

Durden do you you can't expect you just can't -- -- also attended an event on right to first time.

No doubt that that we did nobody they had to jump all those doors -- and and -- -- trickster who -- fox -- -- sure.

Actually -- we live about eight miles from each other when I'm in Georgia.

And a little bit Swanee Georgia little north of Atlanta he lives and so some other little to have -- and where where if I'm if I'm in town.

On Tuesday neither boundaries that we able -- -- barbecue place the right is that Arizona and aren't one trying.

Now I -- twice he was married one woman that and stirred up very long mean -- -- -- But he's been married to his left for a long -- drawn a beaming to China.

We published this week is -- -- burden.

Was on a -- in these global quiet peak the last eight.

Well my sincere against all -- these -- -- -- headline have Montgomery Gentry I don't know today.

And so the headline here is that -- alive.

Regret commitment June if there have been on their -- -- as have that's that's always year ahead on their allotment at.

Our -- thank you room on thank you yeah.

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