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Larry the Cable Guy Back on the Road

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    Comedian Larry the Cable Guy on his new tour, “Them Idiots”

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China structurally -- remarkable that program the first summer -- reported just -- -- -- going to be on letter -- -- -- as a guide.

Would like you know those -- to -- -- in my most cable an impromptu and on time.

Our and so down Dylan and come to drill oil Hamid look at -- on ash from an American I -- So large that you got twelve -- people Washington picture calling again you know is coming up the phone charge going off and I'm like what the world is this is like twelve dude on you -- give me a major Carly and -- -- to.

I'm like all right -- sooner and that's first thing I did was a surge occur and while I don't it is for everybody got -- great news for everybody college videos -- -- and -- dot com and become.

-- -- Imus remember now hundreds on the money.

A 100% on the money.

-- -- Keller has given -- so you do entered good things -- You're you're Republican and and -- you do it is good to hear your help the kids in house and your lunch and after.

Lost them on the nominal Carly of that fact Barack you're committing adultery in your mind -- good thing it's just.

So all sorts over -- you know and foxworthy enable.

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-- -- screwed up nine -- That's -- thing I think -- just do you have a hard time with the last name but it's really funny because nobody can pronounce bill's name we get a kick out of it.

And one time we put on a sign.

Where we're -- Lucado we put on the side just kidding around we've pledged.

-- -- -- Jeff Foxworthy Larry the cable there on light and then other -- -- nobody can ever remember last names and copy.

It irritated at glad he's accepted that it's -- funny you so sought to Oregon general went on but we did it to we're together -- bill in Najaf where in my buddy Reno collier and we just go to the committee -- It's not little Carolina -- on on it.

Enron.

You know he didn't wanna -- artillery from your hello my where our bodies were nobody -- just had a lot of stuff going on -- got a big you're and so we went ahead and and did it ourselves we called them idiots.

And little new deal -- dvd come -- I don't -- -- march 10.

And the dvd comes out march 13.

And it's good it's a really good chill on new material in the end though and it's it's really great extent in the news and we David did maybe it's suggestion that what are -- -- name is deal.

Any of those well I can just picture some guy sitting on -- couch.

Not zoned heating -- a honey put dead dvd legality in came in emanated engaged in creative child -- -- -- a so called them idiots have to Barbara -- actually today it's it's good so that comes at a and they and march 6.

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I am in and to carry our our -- to -- to starch where the last one ended.

On dvd his -- he can't say you to get dead on dvd.

March 6.

And that is knee and that it -- to do they not day would have fetched -- that's not indicted on drug.

Like amazed commercials lastly on -- -- trial sub sub current was echoed DJ I think you're gonna -- homes.

Yeah you know that and it's good product you know Groenenberg data today and she got heartburn and I would orchestra Brunswick OTC -- -- -- -- on the candles.

So.

Now I do remember this I went to do it now I actually went out of our lives -- or.

But there are derived she's good in my line have a don't you know didn't have a torture of -- -- -- I -- -- -- while they don't they're do good -- my -- Reagan now.

Named after the president -- -- matter -- -- her first words when she talked where mr.

Larry tear down this group.

I am she's -- going on five my little boy Wyatt same leisure -- -- five going on Ritalin.

And they're good kids -- -- kids you just that's what god makes -- cutesy don't beat you know what I -- -- honestly then they'll enough to know where your are.

Rodman and knowing your debt.

Well yeah they didn't they know who I am you know I mean there aren't whether Chinese that's a thing about it they're -- adopted Chinese -- And that's normal you know its first two.

-- Though there -- -- -- it's kinda hard to comprehend I think when I do Stephanie do you think.

That all dads -- on TV chart you know so it's kinda hard to comprehend but.

Why it is in preschool and a autos and which by the way I just went.

To my pre school reunion.

It was our our our 48 pre school reunion and I -- recognized everybody change so much.

So association it was hard to determine who is who -- Leavitt they're organized one emotional apartment but it but he's -- preschool.

And and -- -- never good school and we he had his first.

Parent teacher accomplish in the teacher told me he's not doing very you know these numbers and he said it's a lot of kids.

Mathematics is inherited by the father and my no ma'am -- -- you know that's not -- it looks like you get about a 4040 can't.

-- -- -- And kids -- -- I know but I.

And I remember I would million remember when I was in school I got affected fifth grade so many times you know loves that stood for but it is -- -- -- if they pick up -- Why you know I have no idea whether anybody -- just -- -- -- -- but -- wasn't -- well I wouldn't I I wasn't an.

88 when manages go to new may -- -- pretty good but.

I got the backing fifth grade so many times I drew the rest of the -- to school -- -- I know that but now.

I got a horrible grades and I remember I hated report court date is -- -- I got all these events.

And my dad's in the machine report -- to -- go boy hey listen.

-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I got good news and bad news in a bad news is they got all these matched the good news is I did not cheat to get anyone -- -- -- so that's all my work on -- you know so because of a problem though he -- real proud of shrimp read -- you know my life is a momentum alive.

My wife and I am honored to get this we as a condition scrap books today in and the first and we remain globally was in the back my parents -- And then they can barely keep their eyes on road.

Analyst subways combat from major judge -- social and cute and little -- left -- -- -- Yeah do you and -- and I mean -- well at the front are not yet and you know and -- karma.

Smoking programs and talk about -- sort of pregnant or -- I was in any awareness.

I -- know our nearest -- Turkey's pregnant what are who would have thought that didn't injured go to like get in knocked.

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