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Finally tonight excited on a dime for every girl would turn me down -- -- and high school a lot of a lot of -- But but if I threw in every girl who declined a movie -- a dinner invite a launch invite a -- invite.
What stack we you just walk with me to the -- and -- and pretend you like me invite.
Well I'd be a billionaire so I imagine if I actually became a billionaire.
Like this Mark Zuckerberg.
The FaceBook founder -- all -- put his face on the dollar bill now because he's gonna cornered the market -- billions up.
After is offering marked a nerd ignored Harvard is gonna be marked the -- feared but no world and I'm thinking to myself self.
That must feel good all the girls who might it said no to mark because they might have thought -- dork mark.
Like the ones decades earlier who were just as dismissive.
Of a fellow Harvard drop out Bill Gates -- found op his chubby little cohort Paul Allen.
Or thought curious does dorm room to be -- -- Michael doubt I guess -- -- resembled the Barroom scene in Star Wars now they can buy and sell the bar yeah.
The Star Wars franchise and don't even get me started on George Lucas by the way -- did -- -- but let me see by the way.
But ladies are seeing weren't going here you're missing something you're spending so much time thinking who looks the part.
That's -- overlooking the guy go.
Can do is the part that guy right in front of you this doubled -- -- skew pocket protector kind of smelly perspiring.
Not Smart because every high school homecoming king gets fat and every one of them loses -- -- check -- -- extra look at me.
Not homecoming -- and still -- -- hair but you get my point this fixation on what's fizzles miss is the appeal of young human specimens.
Who actually do fizzled and around the company beautiful women I could tell you this melt and sweat at the same time so take it from me I know these things -- have -- these things.
Looking at me then look it mean now I am I rock star.
And and high school I was built like a rock okay I'm still don't like a rocket here is the difference ladies and -- -- us.
I'm a rock star with his own show no make that -- shows -- make -- three -- It's the quarterback doing just ski --
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