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    Fat Elvis, Carley with emails, and The I-Man on why he's jealous of his dog.

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CG how you can learn our new this morning online.

What we're going to be talking about -- I was at the correspondents dinner or you nor your world yeah alarm -- Marcia Gerald -- now.

Well you know I was lucky enough to be invited to the nerd -- Not the high school math -- -- were all the mouth breathing pocket protector chess club -- -- -- tuxedos and try to break the sexual glass ceiling known as a French kissing.

But the 98 annual correspondents dinner which at first I thought was an honor until I found out Kim Kardashian was also there.

Sitting at Colin Powell's table.

So at least she had somebody to explain all the big words to her.

You know a guest list is -- all that excludes product announced Colin Powell's name -- committee amendment voters by not jurors well thank you.

What was that about timing and you know a guest list isn't all that exclusive want to have somebody is biggest claim to fame.

Is got limit -- with a celebrity.

Not like Monica Lewinsky was ever asked to attend although.

If she'd been there the night you're the speaker.

We could've taken bets on who went down faster.

What -- -- say about Jimmy -- he's no we got golf -- off.

Lindsay Lohan was in attendance I'm assuming Marion Barry's data.

And Newt Gingrich reminded me of Ralph Brent at one of those sports -- -- -- -- -- 15100 bucks in a free email.

So we can sign a few balls and take a few pictures even though nobody is exactly quite sure who we -- is.

But Chris Christie was the best part of the evening for me he didn't speak it was just fun to watch any mashed potatoes with his fingers and go -- -- -- -- Why -- Ohio Barney Rubble cute cartoon cave man or merely an animated rip off of Ed Norton.

There is this video out there Rick Perry the you know he was a huge queues of pandering to the Jewish vote last week in Manhattan when he was.

Attacking President Obama all his video plus all the -- -- all right -- -- big -- -- advancing its -- and -- separate.

-- -- how big do you want to be present well.

-- look back -- 2010 they did their best bits and he was thinking ahead the resentment even on an -- He regretted -- run and several -- because they don't off all mothers fibers is buying an ounce on.

-- -- -- and saying can we can't do analyze and thanks -- started zero there aren't.

McDonnell goes -- to -- Internet and but resented him on the I don't know again oh yeah.

Resilient on -- Well I don't know it and not entirely the product -- If you -- -- Now whether you would agree you know --