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The market not to the program to -- -- dollar -- I don't human anonymous.
I have great respect for the men and women who are running for president.
For the most -- there -- some -- Oklahoma you only have disdain.
Like this that's an -- that much Rick Perry.
Apparently the IQ requirement to be governor of Texas is not that much higher than that of cattle.
Beef jerky could hold this office it seems.
Although to be honest George W.
Bush looks like a Rhodes scholar next to this -- His appearance at the debate the other evening was an insomnia.
It is a miracle Perry can be this stupid -- it's still able to draw breath.
He could not record the third federal agency he would do away with.
It was obviously not the Central Intelligence Agency.
Mine own I don't know man a moment -- -- -- about one element about Tikka.
At least Rain Man was good.
We have nothing to fear but fear itself these are the words of the president.
Oops but this is not something you wanna hear from the mouth of -- commander in chief.
But I'm sure his father must have said the same thing -- the night he was to save.
-- Good morning congressman Rangel on it it's happy veterans day.
Julie I celebrate the holiday by getting together with my -- Korean War buddies you play call of duty on line have some lancet and Amadeus.
We the -- paint global we've been banned because someone complain about -- POW interrogation techniques.
Who played against a group paratroopers out of what -- -- team consisted of a few sergeant at some parachute -- We captured one of them and asked him where the best of -- was not.
He told me the golden gate itself and -- cost and that isn't global -- year old we did have a chance to beat the 82 ample.
Said issue bigger place but you haven't heard.
I'm a bad name.
I want the World Series of poker would that Mexico Cox.
I understood -- why Charlie Brown's speeches segment that I sexually -- -- -- But Allstate is in my kept separate but I gave this guy -- so bad that is urologist is gonna have to remove it -- next prostate exams.
Campbell tell -- -- Tamil state -- -- paratroopers bringing up paintball gun to a child's right.
-- the mornings -- doctor pepper does not won't -- drinking its new diet soda doctor pepper ten apparently.
-- soda company did some research and found out that men shy away from drinking.
Diet -- so it's come up with may and late packaging gun metal gray.
Manly advertising campaign and -- FaceBook pages or men only let me just say one thing.
If you're -- drinking diet soda and public you might as well painted toenails to carry a bottle a summer's eve on here.
Arm at Connell storm of that and dragged under real -- I took some times absolutely not just shy of it trousers to do -- There are you -- verio definitely.