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A 'Breaking Wind' Briefing

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    Comedian Rob Bartlett as Gov. Chris Christie has some hash words for the Occupy Wall Street protesters and Bernie has a 'breaking wind' briefing.

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-- -- Okay listen up all you occupy Wall Street protesters I've got two words for -- Get that held -- -- -- a 1968.

Called they want their everything back.

-- toward blue jeans today him woody all of a sudden year old revolutionaries.

The only thing you've gotten -- which shape we're virus is a beard.

And I'm talking about the women.

There are no hot chicks on picket lines they'll look like they leave the demonstration Brooklyn -- -- a -- elect.

I lived through the -- you're the best thing about the sixties was.

This seventies.

Across all that Peter Paul -- -- crap if I had a hammer.

Don't have a hammer you know why does -- you right babies have a job that's why.

But how are you protesting against corporate money's influence in government.

You're not gonna stop that any more than Greenpeace is gonna stop Japanese whalers why crews will -- fifteen bucks a pound that's why.

You want to relive the sixties I got a little nostalgia for yeah.

Kids state okay -- -- in coming up up in Culver if it's one of the slow heart.

The last that I dancing with the stars and believe it and -- Chaz Bono above a survived another night and again the dancing like Ralph.

And crammed into in the local -- -- I make a prison Camilleri got booted off even though implode says ball got the -- growth in the judge's the people loved jazz Bono track so it says is gonna survive for a long time.

But many case said the real mystery is is Nancy Grace first she inadvertently exposed to -- is on TV.

And then denied it -- you know despite the video evidence right there in front of her twin sons who were sitting in the audience by the way and now despite audio evidence to the contrary Nancy grace's denying.

That she -- this is by the way this is not just -- it has been widely reported.

That she passed wind on the shark on -- listen as she was being interviewed by -- by the beautiful Brooke Burke.

She stated being interviewed she's there with a partner and it talking about her kids in the audience to listen listen.

Come on the -- princess Nancy gift to be able to -- that but it's Trevor with your twins do you think He did them -- -- -- I have to send I saw -- several times during the dance and they were smiling so big -- Let's see if the judges can give us something to smile about after this very emotional -- cars -- I wasn't that's -- -- that that that is not doctored.

That is that fact that is an accurate know it's not yes it is -- -- -- I'm telling you right TMZ dot com is investigating.

As a matter of fact it.

-- come on man native Greece.

Get the right meal on the right.

That is -- plenary kids -- of a -- one follow up front of her dad's.

So if Casey Anthony was tot mom she's four month ebitda coming -- -- agenda.

Not having your princess Nancy it would gift to be able to share that but it's forever with your twins do you think He did them parents and me.

I have -- I saw -- several times during the dance and they were smiling so big -- And if you can listen to smile about after this very emotional -- -- its -- -- at.

I -- you guys that do basis.

She actually reacted to it she told TMZ that as an -- witness on the scenic and absolutely exonerate Tristan reporter myself and brought but that the rest that He can't remains under grave suspicion.

I suspect that it was Jezebel McLaughlin.

Yeah fastest -- I don't -- I've gotten some big time --