Where Does the Dice Come From?
Comedian Andrew Dice Clay on his new book and comedy tour.
- Duration 6:52
- Date Sep 16, 2011
Comedian Andrew Dice Clay on his new book and comedy tour.
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Very exciting time to enjoy our time and energize play is going to be a -- -- October 1 front October 1 them see you bought.
More economic news special for showtime -- actually going to be -- how did.
Uncle -- it's a little comedy club in Jersey this Sunday working on the material.
That I'll do on that show and you -- -- everywhere -- weakened ability did TLA was.
Absolutely insane I mean that was throwing people out that tone saying the audience wants national program you know that you amendment worked around.
Long -- original content like in on training I had in the Mormon I got entourage are gonna all right there -- their -- -- -- ground that it would set governor drugs are -- You know at the summit saying because I was it was just never my thing I was always very focused very driven.
Like I said you know to me -- been about accomplishment.
You know so like I said bring it up my my two boys was more importantly than the Korea will be all's I know this seventeen and 21 -- you know and actually my 21 year old Max almost -- Will be at the end CU with me and he's still in the standup thing now I look at them almost like in -- aversion assigned felt.
You know he's taken that road which is great you know cause I always to put both my boys.
You know if you get into my business if you get into comedy.
You don't wanna be -- -- -- well you know make your own road do your own thing and that's what they're both still.
And I wanna bring you -- pleasure and our I don't.
You know once you know you don't wanna be called little guy He saw you know to have that attitudes like develop year old thing I did my thing now it's your time.
We're gonna do a thing -- of the happily when the name guys come from you know what.
And it's something I never really talk about write down and I'm writing a book right now than -- -- put out hopefully soon.
And I talk about all that in the original talk about why don't talk about because in the be nothing in the booked to read.
On our disaster -- -- Yeah I know what you say and I get I'm such candidate and you know and upfront on Hillary's old ally Syria -- tell me -- would give people emerald -- audited him I took a look at the petition since she's.
Number number I am writing a whole book that there are -- -- -- buy the book free to tell what you know what -- -- well I'll make money if you buy the book -- you know a few well autograph when you get a but not the not a Catholic but only the ammonia costs I get your friend here is that you're his friend I think now you guys friends obviously -- they're a good guy -- He works remain in the program about tonight's.
I now you know I mean -- -- it would seem like you might be -- some believable and I don't know each other at all yeah well.
You know I mean I Honduran and you're you're not -- dumber or they got -- -- -- until it I think I've never done it you know -- never told anybody the -- -- and never told anybody.
Our -- always associated with gambling you know that.
You know they go dormant and play dead and had gambled heavy in my life I've played for million dollars winning losing but it was always blackjack now.
-- -- -- What value do you play.
I don't gamble good.
Gamble and I usually do -- have some other drugs and current outlook you know that's -- thing -- -- was genetics.
All -- -- terrible that's that's my thing well.
Hello this is so my annual -- -- -- and talking about I was told up and drunk so I wasn't that particular -- but I wasn't you know so when I don't go out the fat ugly ones I would have to wake up the next they're -- -- But you know what you did there's always excuses for the past Parker and can -- -- goes you know that aren't -- you know remain was an asset split.
I'm talking about -- in the bedroom doing it would -- -- on and I almost want them to feel like -- Tempur-Pedic wanna get on I.
-- memory -- type of thing.
And the year you know until about sort of but maybe you don't I don't know if you like real girls -- you know -- million.
I like -- to BLU -- mold.
Or girl and the way -- when you're doing different things to that notion was today's generation you know -- it is is.
There is a lot of -- about it and I between me and you know I don't wanna say in -- billion -- proton -- but I have cited as a as the disrespectful thing of course not they've admitted themselves that in recent years ago in my career -- -- off now and I did lines like you know they leave the house with the make -- the -- with the attitude like day.
Treat me like the pig that I am a women women -- like no that would try to hide like.
That aspect all you shouldn't say that today -- when I tell them what slobs they'll when the when the front row with.
You know animal brand say and you know a zebra Dong and I call them the pigs that they are they high five each -- I don't -- -- -- -- And confidence are actually funny.
But that's what I did not just all I don't want are not part of our -- try to be naturally -- -- And I -- -- -- to -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- anything else will be nothing for me to go on and on -- market and I was just I was just on band and and will bullets and am joke -- the role and also known as Lady Gaga notes came out to -- the hold you know -- -- -- sort of analysis were to sort of sister whole persona.
It's a funny stuff like you and and that's how I always looked at a I'm trying to overrun the stood like the up role in the first typical -- was like.
I'm a comic he's a comedy acts in.
Today it's worse than -- have a laws.
Haven't I would ordinarily we don't -- comics because enough for me.
I'd get it and they don't they cut some brilliant comic you know then they come and and they think I wanna know about their life I don't wanna know what -- life He wanted ought to be funny.
Like you meant it like that's what I'm don't I wanted to find out -- interviewed him many times Imus Imus look at element of duty and many -- is that.
I was never into comics -- on that that was in my thing you know growing up I was into big personalities from Elvis -- Mohammed Ali to movie stars like.
Like sly Stallone -- to look look.
John Travolta the united -- that's you know.
That's like Dexter town have went to duty impressions -- -- but I don't feel you're syndrome you know tiger started don't -- That's that's how the extended on the named are forward acampora you know I don't even know it talking about -- I give you sort of were out on the did it well at a time and now I went off if you're -- so.
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